The season premiere of GhostRose aired last night.
A staggering number of viewers tuned in to watch what will ultimately become the swan song of the show's deceased star Casey Rose. The ratings for the premiere beat every other show and broke viewership records not only for the reality genre, but all programs across the whole squawking incessant history of television! Based on the tremendous amount of viewers, it wasn't just Casey's fan base tuning in that night, the young girls who pelted my home with eggs for months following his death last October. Last night a nation of vultures circled their tv antennas. They watched the silly show not in silent remembrance of a murdered superstar, but rather as gawking motorists passing a roadside fatality.
