Once upon a time, Dandy Darkly enjoyed fishing.
It had been over twenty years since the exorcist held rod and tackle in pursuit of what his father (his actual father, before the foster homes) considered a manly outdoor activity, one that didn't include black candles and wax paper tracings of gravestones.
Hardly the resplendent figure seen today with a painted mask of ruby lips and purple eye shadow, wearing flared pumpkin pants and a fitted vest. No. The floppy haired boy in a Smurfs t-shirt was quite the fashion contrary from his adult counterpart. Dandy remembered being so disappointed that there were no t-shirts featuring Gargamel, the warlock nemesis of those tiny blue bastards.